Good story - when we were young, I had a ridiculous crush on a girl in Billy's grade. I even took her school bus home one day and had to walk two hours to get home. But, hell, it was worth it. Well, maybe I should mention that this girl was WAAAAAAAYYY out of my league. I was the smelly kid in the back of the room, she was a future prom queen. I didn't care. I was in a fantasy world and thought I had a legitimate shot. One day, Billy must have picked up on my obsession, I mean crush, and realized I was in way over my head. So, going to bed that night, he said, "want to hear the craziest thing? Linda, you now her right, super hot girl in my class? well, she's a farter. she rips out these tiny farts all day. It's disgusting." Needless to say, I never quite looked at her the same way. Even today...
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